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kalosmalk - (n) beautiful Malkovich.
kemptmalk - (n) Malkovich with a tidy, well-behaved, brief-cased demeanour
kerbmalk - (n) Malkovich by the roadside
kinetimalk - (n) movement of Malkovich
kinetimalkics - (n) the study of the movement of Malkovich without reference to mass or force. This practice tends to involve a lot of sighing.
kipper - (n) what Lee keeps calling Saul Kimmer to annoy him and Austin. 'You tell him, Mr Kipper..'
kirtlemalk - (n) Malkovich in a dress - see Kurtzophile
kitschmalk - (n) some would argue that Con-Air is the perfect example of kitschmalk, but more discerning critics would appreciate that Malkovich's interpretation of Cyrus is a dazzling piece of true comedic art.
kudosmalk - (n) the glory and fame derived from being Malkovich
Kurtzophile - (n) subset of malkomania in which subject emulates Malkovich as Kurtz. Sufferers are cruel to monkeys, mutter '..the horror... the horror..' and wear lovely flowing gowns with matching earrings.