Malktionary (mælk-shun-eri) n. a book that consists of an alphabetical list of words that relate to all things Malkovich, including meanings, parts of speech, pronunciations, etymologies, etc.  [C1999: from US, Malkovich, John (1953 - ) Genius actor and director noted particularly for his stage presence, (eg. True West) + Med. Latin dictionarium collection of words] Much Malkorous Thanks To ...    Any Comments or Additions Welcome  malkslave@mailcity.com

A FEW WORDS OF WARNING:  The material contained on this site should not be confused with a "dictionary" in the true sense of the word.  We are sure the pedants among you would be able to see the contradiction inherent in this - frankly, we don't care, life is full of contradictions.  Not having the benefit of a classical education, any Latin terms contained should be read with this fact in mind, grammatical constructs possibly violate every conceivable law of English usage and our etymologies are, at best, inaccurate, but mostly purely fictional.  This site is the end result of a lot of amusing cranial activity for those concerned, and is intended by us to be understood and enjoyed as such.  In Malko Veritas!