"Morning has broken and what do I see
but the end of Sheltering Sky playing.
It seems I can't watch the ending without Malk
I'd rewind only to fall asleep...

Malk is all I feel now...
Go ahead and say  get a real boyfriend..
Shut up what do you know?
There is only Malk...

I'm known... as a Malkfan
I watch his movies..
I'm known.. as a Malkfan...

Punishment comes for no reason Ii've seen.
That stupid person wont sell me their movie..
Can't they appreciate how long it took to track them down?
but I think.. I'll try... again...

I'm known.. as a Malk fan...
I watch his movies...
I'm known.. as a Malkfan...."

 'Light My Fire' by the Doors, adapted by Malkslave - P.T.W.(Pre True West)

You know that it would be a shame
I'd set the video store on fire
If they were to tell me that
There were no malkmovies for hire

C'mon get malkmovies for hire
Need to get malkmovies for hire
Want to watch malkmovies til I'm tiiiirrredd

Malkfans can recite True West
I wish I'd at least seen the thing
It really would be so malkish
The vid store should really have it in

I'd steal it if they had it for hire
I'd steal it if they had it for hire
I'd do anything just to aquiiiiirrrrreeee it

  'I still haven't found what I'm looking for' - Malkslave P.T.W.

I have e-mailed every film company
I have searched the video stores
Only to find True West
Only to find True West

I have called every distributor
I have asked every malksite
Only to find True West
Only to find True West

But I still havent found what I'm looking for
But I still havent found what I'm looking for

I believe one day I'll find it
If only that bastard would e-mail me back
Re: True West
Re: True West

A reply should be forthcoming
Any day now, but I won't hold my breath
Waiting for True West
Waiting for True West

But I still do not own that Malkybit
But I still do not own that particular Malkybit

Pop Music

Talking 'bout.. Malkmusic..
Talking 'bout.. Malkmusic..

Genie in a bottle

I found you looking through my collection..
asking what the movie was about..
asking if it was good...
yeah! whether it was worth seeing!
ohoohohhhhh it's Malkovich dumbass
of course its good!!!
ohhhh its Gary Sinise...
ohhhhooohhhh it's a fucking classic

If you want to borrow Of Mice and Men
well there's a price to pay...
I'm a Malkfan in Gainesville
you'd better lend me Making Mr Right
if you want to borrrow the movie, well, come and lend me another movie and I'll 
let Of Mice and Men go with you!

I'm a Malkfan in Gainesville baby
you'd better bring it fucking back
come come
come bring it back....
oohhhhhhh bring my malk movie back

you say you'll bring it back
but my collection is saying no...
you borrowed Con-Air..
and never brought it back!

If you want to borrow Of Mice and Men
well there's a price to pay...
I'm a Malkfan in Gainesville
you'd better lend me Making Mr Right
you taped it off the tv...
and I only can rent it...

ooohhhhhh
take me to see Being John Malkovich
oohohohhhh

I'm a Malkfan in Gainesville
ohhh!!!!!
 
 

I gotta take a little time
a little time to browse the video store
I better read the back of the box
find out which one sounds better...

this one looks really good
but my sister is hurrying me
should I get this one again?
I really enjoyed it last week

New releases! Did they move it to drama?
Did I just see DL in the comedy section?
How dare they!
It's not a comedy...
Did they even read the back of the box?

I want to know who did that!
Was it a stupid customer?
Those selfish bastards!
They've confused the rest of us!
I want to know where DL is?
I know you can show me....

I m going to work here
So I can watch over the JM movies...
I'm going to order all of the movies
Make sure they are in stock

Put them in the right section!
DL isnt a comedy!
Making MR right is not horror!
sci fi maybe!
but not horror.....

I want to know where DL is!
I know you can show me!
I have my own copy.....
But I have to know...
Other Malk fans need it!
I want to know...
get off the phone!
your boyfriend is not work!
show me!
I know you can....
I'm feeling so much malk...

where is Rounders?
it's still technically a new release....

get off the phone....
I know you can show me.....
do your job.....
I'll do it for you....

I want to know where  Malk is....
 

"Do the hustle" - adapted by Angel and Fuchsia

do do do do do
do the lenny shuffle!
do do do do do
do the lenny shuffle!

'When doves cry' -adapted by Angel and Fuchsia

This is what it sounds like
When Malk screams
(insert Malk scream from Sheltering Sky)
 

Mamba number 5

a little Lennie is what I need
a little bit of Biff is all I see
a little Valmont makes me crazyyy

a bit of Hyde tonight
a tiny bit of Nick in Eleni!

Being John Malkovich is what I need
a little Messenger after it!
Maaalkk!

If you had my love

If you.. want to watch my movies...
well, there's a few rules you've got to obey...
to watch...
well you've got to give.. me more movies...
I won't let you just take
and not share with meeeeeee
I won't have you
no-no wont have you
taking my movies without sharing....
you've to contribute...

if you want my copies of True West and Rocket to the Moon
Rocket to the Moon!
well you must chip in for American Dream at reel.com
help me! oohhh
find Old Times..
'cause I want that movie bad...

if you want to watch my malk movies...
well you must give me
other malk movies...
we can have marathons every night..
and watch Malk!
watch Malkovich!

if you had my movies..
my movies...
 

These are the only extant Malkybits works for now.. unless some more are uncovered at a later date....... and now... sports...