baldmalk-(n)
one of Malkovich's more attractive incarnations
baromalk - (n) intensity, pressure and weight of Malkovich's performance
basemalk - (n) fundamental Malkovich
Base Malk Rate - (stat.) how often Malkovich occurs in a film
Basiephile
-
(n) one who is bemalked by Basie, restricting their behaviour to Basie-likepursuits
such as coin tricks, drinking only boiled water, stealing potatoes and
making plans to escape WWII P.O.W. camps.
bathomalk - (n) depth of Malkovich's performance
bemalk - (v) to affect with Malkovich or malkify
bemalked - (adv.) stunned or
profoundly influenced by Malkovich
Biffilia
- (n) another subset of Malkomania where subject adores Biff
Loman, characterised by stealing various objects, having ones childish
ideals shattered and outbursts of fury followed by tearful sobbing. Subject
also experiences siezures of the 'boy-Biff skipping bound'.
billet Malk doux - (Fr.) correspondence devoted entirely to the praise and adoration of Malkovich.
Binge Malking - watching 5 or more Malkmovies at least once in the past 2 days
b-malk - (n) 1. Malkovich as
asupporting cast member; 2. inferior grade Malkovich
(nonexistent)
bona
malke -(Lat.) good or pleasant Malkovich
Brides of Malkovich - An order
of women totally devoted to Malkovich, forsaking all others ... Their
primary motto being 'Dulce et Decorum est pro Malkia mori' and secondary
motto being ' Aut Malk aut nihil', subsequently 'Noli me tangere - aut
Malk aut nihil'