Padovicia
- form of Malkomania in which subject adores Professor Padovic. Symptoms
include the pursuit of ambitious historical studies, visiting mysterious
convents and having a taste for immortality. Sufferers can be recognised
by their stare - their inquisitive, thoughtful, meditative, contemplative
stare.
paronomalkia - (n) a Malkovich related play on words or pun. Students have been known to embellish essays with paronomalkic sentences.
par pro Malko - (Lat.) to like any trash causa Malki
parthenomalk - (n) virginal Malkovich
pasquimalk - (n) satirical, lampooning Malkovich
pathomalk - (n) suffering Malkovich
pedimalk
- (n) Malkovich on foot
pelissemalk - (n) Malkovich in a fur coat or robe
per aspera ad Malkem - (Lat.) on rough paths to Malkovich
perimalk - (n) around, near Malkovich - opp. apomalk
pernicimalk - (n)very dangerous, destructive Malkovich
perruquemalk
- (n) bewigged Malkovich
philmalkovism - (n) tenet holding that Malkovich and all Malk-related phenomena is worthy of credit and love
philosomalk - (n) contemplative, knowledgeable Malkovich eg.
Padovic
phrenomalkology - (n) would-be science of mental faculties located in various parts of the skull, investigable by feeling the bumps on Malkovich's head
picaromalk - (n) rogue-like Malkovich
pikromalk - (n) bitter Malkovich
pictomalk - (n) a painting of or artistic rendition of Malkovich.. '.. did a little art myself.. no future in it..'
piezochemalkology - (n) the study of the effects of very high intensity Malkovich performances on bodily chemical reactions
polemalk - (n) controversial, disputing Malkovich
poltermalk - (n) noisy , uproarious Malkovich
polymalk - (n) many differing forms of Malkovich
Portolepsy
- subform of Malkomania involving a tenderness for Port Moresby. Subjects
insist on relaying their dreams to an unwilling audience and are prone
to unexpected, brief exposure of delicate matters. With any headache or
illness, sufferers believe they have the symptoms of typhoid.
pragmalkic - (adj.) officious, opinionative, meddlesome Malkovich
protomalk - (n) first Malkovich
proximalky - (n) closeness to, next to or nearness to Malkovich
pseudomalk - (n) false, spurious, not really Malkovich
pyromalk
- (n) Malkovich setting fire to things