haemomalk-
(n) bloody Malkovich
hagiomalk - (n) Saint Malkovich
handimalk - (n) crafty Malkovich eg. embroidering Malkovich
haplomalk - (n) single Malkovich (sadly obsolete)
haptomalky - (n) the desire to touch Malkovich
harmonimalk - (n) agreeable Malkovich or Malkovich singing 'Stairway to Heaven'
hegemalky - (n) the belief that Malkovich should lead us all
heliomalk-
(n) the radiance akin to sunlight that is produced by a Malkovich smile
eg. crooked bow-tie man
herpetomalk - (n) reptilian Malkovich
hippomalk-
(n) Malkovich on horseback eg. Athos, Abel
honoris malki causa - (Lat.) As a sign of repect for Malkovich.
hetaerismalk fixation - (psych.) the desire to be Malkovich'sconcubine
hieromalk - Holy Malkovich
hierarmalky - (n) rule or government by doxomalks
holomalk
- (n) Malkovich in entirety
hubris - (n) insolent pride that leads to writing insulting articles on Malkovich
hydromalk - unsettling phase when Malkovich was with watergirl
hypermalk - much, a great deal of, or an excess of Malkovich
hypnomalkosis - (n) state of mesmerism brought about by Malkovich
hypsomalkic dispute - the ongoing debate as to the height of Malkovich
Hydeism - subset of Malkomania in which subject is enamoured of Hyde. Sufferers begin walking with a strange shuffling limp and exhibit a keen sense of smell and a taste for oblivion.