kalosmalk
- (n) beautiful Malkovich.
kemptmalk - (n) Malkovich with a tidy, well-behaved, brief-cased demeanour
kerbmalk - (n) Malkovich by the roadside
khakimalk
- (n) Malkovich in khaki attire (hey, it's just an excuse to throw in another
shot of Basie)
kindermalk
- (n) Malkovich for children eg. Santabear's High Flying Adventure
kinetimalk - (n) movement of Malkovich
kinetimalkics - (n) the study of the movement of Malkovich without reference to mass or force. This practice tends to involve a lot of sighing.
kipper - (n) what Lee keeps calling Saul Kimmer to annoy him and Austin. 'You tell him, Mr Kipper..'
kirtlemalk - (n) Malkovich in a dress - see Kurtzophile
kitschmalk
- (n) some would argue that Con-Air is the perfect example of kitschmalk,
but more discerning critics would appreciate that Malkovich's interpretation
of Cyrus is a dazzling piece of true comedic art.
kleptomalk
- 1. when Malkovich plays a character who steals eg. Basie. Biff, Lee..
2. purloined malkorabilia
kudosmalk - (n) the glory and fame derived from being Malkovich
Kurtzophile
- (n) subset of malkomania in which subject emulates Malkovich as Kurtz.
Sufferers are cruel to monkeys, mutter '..the horror... the horror..' and
wear lovely flowing gowns with matching earrings.