- (adj) away from Malkovich eg. Keep watergirl abmalk
Malko Principium - (Lat.) Malkusomnia plena - From Malk (take) the
beginning, everything is filled with Malkovich
Malkovich - (n) perfect Malkovich eg. Valmont
Malkovism - (n) theoreticalMalkovich
Malk - sudden or inevitable occurence caused by Malkovich
(adj) to, towards, near or next to Malkovich eg. sitting across a
table from Teddy KGB (Rounders)
a la Malk
- (Fr.) in the manner or style of Malkovich, prepared by Malkovich
Malkovich's Eve - 9th December, day of thankfulness and worship.
(n) variants of Malkovich
malk - a malk-game in which as each letter of the alphabet is listed,
players must find a malk-associated word to correspond to the letters...eg.
A - athos, B- Biff, C - Cyrus, D- Death of a Salesman etc.
- (n) highest formof Malkovich ie. Lee - True West
Rockoff Syndrome - a condition in which the subject runs around witha
camera, pretending to be Malkovich as Rockoff, characterised by hanging
lenses and cameras around one's neck and refusing to eat oysters.
amalk - not
or without Malkovich eg.
"I find there is no point in seeing
or amphimalk - both sides of Malkovich
naturaliter Malkovichiana- (Lat.) a soul that is, by its nature, Malkovichian.
- Masculine form of Malkovich
- Malkovich affecting an English accent and mannerisms.
Malkovich - (Lat.) the year of our Malkovich eg. "tis now Anno Malkovich
miribilus - (Lat.) any year in which Malkovich undertakes several projects
malkosa - (Med.) an eating disorder characterised by an irrational
pursuit of Malkovich . Subject experiences an irrational compulsion
to consume only foods which have some relation to Him. eg. jello, spaghetti,
boiledwater, potato, oreo cookie eating.
(n) before Malkovich appears eg. "In my anticipation, I fast-forwarded
all of the antemalk"
malknesia - (med.) An impaired ability to form long-term memory for
new information that is not Malkovich related.
- the furtherest possible point away from Malkovich eg. "Being in the southern
hemisphere, I feel so apomalk..."
- eminent above all other forms of Malkovich
ad Malkovich - (Lat.) argument appealing to Malkovich eg. "I turned
down his advances an the grounds of an argumentum ad Malkovich" (he just
(n) 1. a practise in which one is cavalier, waxes lyrical and uses asword
that is far too heavy for them. 2. Another subset of Malkomania, where
one is enamoured of Athos.
Malkoturi te Salutant -(Lat.) Hail, those who are about to Malk salute
Malk aut nihil - (Lat.) Either Malkovich or nothing!