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hagiomalk - (n) Saint Malkovich
handimalk - (n) crafty Malkovich eg. embroidering Malkovich
haplomalk - (n) single Malkovich (sadly obsolete)
haptomalky - (n) the desire to touch Malkovich
harmonimalk - (n) agreeable Malkovich or Malkovich singing 'Stairway to Heaven'
hegemalky - (n) the belief that Malkovich should lead us all
herpetomalk - (n) reptilian Malkovich
honoris malki causa - (Lat.) As a sign of repect for Malkovich.
hetaerismalk fixation - (psych.) the desire to be Malkovich'sconcubine
hieromalk - Holy Malkovich
hierarmalky - (n) rule or government by doxomalks
hubris - (n) insolent pride that leads to writing insulting articles on Malkovich
hydromalk - unsettling phase when Malkovich was with watergirl
hypermalk - much, a great deal of, or an excess of Malkovich
hypnomalkosis - (n) state of mesmerism brought about by Malkovich
hypsomalkic dispute - the ongoing debate as to the height of Malkovich
Hydeism - subset of Malkomania in which subject is enamoured of Hyde. Sufferers begin walking with a strange shuffling limp and exhibit a keen sense of smell and a taste for oblivion.